the onion: all you need to do is ‘drive fast’

I love The Onion because they speak the truth. They’re always fun and funny and the following video is no different. Now we all know how Jimmie Johnson was able to secure 4 straight Championships; he just went fast and pushed the pedal ALL the way down. Whodathunkit?


NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: ‘Drive Fast’

1 Comment

  1. Phoenyx
    December 31, 2009 at 5:53 PM ·

    Too funny! I love The Onion. Of course for some reason when I saw the title of this post I thought you were talking about Todd “Onion” Bodine.