And so begins a new NASCAR season (sort of) and I couldn’t think of a better way to do it other than posting the best quotes I’ve read so far from the press conferences during Pre-Season Thunder testing at Daytona International Speedway.

— I don’t know why Tony Stewart and Danica Patrick are talking about lunch meat because the question wasn’t captured, but it’s still funny to me:

TONY STEWART: It’s odd, I got a sandwich for lunch.

DANICA PATRICK: What kind of sandwich did you get?

TONY STEWART: I just got a ham sandwich.

DANICA PATRICK: I like a turkey sandwich. They’re going to get some slick meat for me to put in the fridge. I learned what slick meat was. I don’t know, I called it sliced deli meat, right, some deli meat and some cheese and some bread and mustard.


Credit: Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images for NASCAR Tony Stewart (left), driver of the No. 14 Office Depot/Mobil 1 Chevrolet, and Danica Patrick, driver of the No. 10 GoDaddy.com Chevrolet, speak to the media during Daytona Preseason Thunder at Daytona International Speedway on Jan. 12 in Daytona Beach, Fla.

Tony Stewart (left), driver of the No. 14 Office Depot/Mobil 1 Chevrolet, and Danica Patrick, driver of the No. 10 GoDaddy.com Chevrolet, speak to the media during Daytona Preseason Thunder at Daytona International Speedway on Jan. 12 in Daytona Beach, Fla. (Credit: Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images for NASCAR)


Dale Earnhardt Jr. would like to be paid now, Matt Kenseth:

Q. How did your ’70s themed New Year’s Eve party go, and who did you end up dressing up as?

DALE EARNHARDT, JR.: I’m glad you asked. I was Evel Knievel, of course. Has Matt Kenseth been in here today? Is he coming in?

NASCAR PR: He’s coming in in about 30 minutes.

DALE EARNHARDT, JR.: Y’all can remind him that he owes me $2,500 because he had a beard that night and I bet him he couldn’t keep it through the test, and we actually sent a few texts back and forth to confirm the bet, and he shaved his beard. You guys can remind him. I told him to go to the bank, but maybe he forgot. I want my $2,500.